Saturday, December 31, 2005

New Year's Resolutions

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a Happy New Year and share what I decided my resolutions will be going into it. Here goes...

1. Exercise Never

2. Overeat

3. Smoke Daily

4. Drink Often

Here's to a great New Year filled poor habits and gratuitous handgun use.

Thanks to all for your readership this year. Looking forward to a great new year and plenty of controversial posts and comments!


At 5:22 AM, Blogger Dad29 said...

Just what handcannon are you going to 'gratuitously use'?

At 6:58 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

I will be purchasing one. Also an unmentioned new years resolution...

At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

monkey see, monkey do! the disgruntled salesman has again proven to be a follower, and has made no attempt to overcome this weekness, someone quits smoking and he doe"s likewise!hmmmmm...if fat chicks where in, he would have a pig pen full of them, re: liquor is quicker, fill em and drill em ! oink! oink!


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