I guess I am a Redneck
Thought my readers would enjoy this email I received from a good friend...
We have enjoyed Redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so Rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns, grit and guts -- that's what Rednecks are made of. I hope I measure up to one of those.
You might be a Redneck if:
-It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One Nation, Under God..."
-You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
-You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
-You bow your head in respect when someone prays.
-You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
-You treat all vets with great respect and always have.
-You've never burned an American flag and it makes you angry when you see it done.
-You know what you believe in and you ain't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
-You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
-You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
God Bless the USA! God Bless us Rednecks!
HT: C. Montony