Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Fascinating....

It has come to my attention that after having looked at other people's blogs for about a half hour that I have the most boring life on the planet. I don't get the chance to talk about my dog or my baby (I don't have either). I don't get to talk about any exotic trips that I have taken (I haven't taken any). I don't get to talk about the type of underwear I buy, or the type of boy I ran into today, or why pms sucks, or why I need to lose 2 more pounds by the fifth so I can fit into my skinny jeans for my ex-boyfriend's birthday party (I am not a woman). I don't get to talk about poems, or poetry, or Roald Dahl (I don't care). I don't get to post a zillion pictures of my cat sitting on the sofa (I have a sofa, and a cat, no digital camera, nor do I think anyone wants to see pictures of my cat - seen one, seen 'em all). I also don't get the chance to talk about various blog advertisements for watches or TVs or other stolen goods, or pornography (I don't steal and try to sell it and I don't have a harem of beautiful women, and as we discussed, I don't have a digital camera).

In conclusion, I am glad that my life is boring and I don't have the means to talk about all that crap. I do have a nephew, but I'll brag about him elsewhere, he's not really mine to show off anyway. Which is why in the future I will stick to things that I pretend to know about.

10 Comments:

At 5:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are far from fascinating. I pick your blog to read when I need to fall asleep. I have never read anything more self-loathing and pitiful that I felt the need to write. It seems as if you need to hear yourself talk or you would go crazy. Secondly, apparently you are always right, leaving no room for the facts. Enjoy your boozing and life in the fast lane: selling cars and wearing deck shoes while cutting the lawn.

 
At 8:45 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Thankyou, I will.

 
At 11:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiot.

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger Sarah Ashlee said...

The only things that I have that are fascinating from your list of all things fascinating is by virtue of being a woman. Lucky me...I get PMS...and it does suck...but I don't need to loose 2 more pounds (thank God) to fit into my skinny jeans. I don't have a dog (no time), no children (no man) and even if I had a cat, I would not post his picture sitting on the couch (better things to do - plus my camera is out of batteries).

We can be boring together.

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Tony, I know it's you. Knock it off. P.S. Florida sucks.

 
At 5:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PJ your friend Miss Ashlee introduced me to a new website that I can't believe exists. A Cat Stacking Website!!! We used to do this. Stuffonmycat.com is phenomenal. Thank you Miss Ashlee for posting those great pics.

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger Sarah Ashlee said...

You are certainly welcome!

 
At 12:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow you sound like a person begging for help and assistance before he goes postal....if you really feel your life is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring whose fault is that? Im a mechanic and where i work all you cock sucking salesmen are stuck up pricks....if your really a disgruntled salesmen you must be extremely depressed or just an extremely shitty salesgirl...

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Keep in mind mechanic that if I'm not here to sell the car, you aren't here to fix it. It's on both sides of the coin. We have pompous techs in my dealership too. I'm grateful for the ones who take their time to help me if a problem comes up, so I bite my tounge when I run into the tech who disagrees with me. Here, anything goes, and it's taking a lot for me to not lay into you and talk trash. Just don't categorize all the salesmen you run into the same way. Remember, lawyers and politicians are generally worse.

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger steven edward streight said...

I think your blog captured me right off the bat, by the name of it.

Disgruntled is much like Grate and Vasp.

A Vasp is a cross between a Viper and a Wasp, flying in flaming triumphalism.

Even a boring drivel trivia blog about nothing but narcissistic exhibitionism, can be written so cleverly, so hatefully, so artistically, so factually, so comically, that it is interesting.

What I hate is a blog that posts photos of children, recklessly endangering their lives, exposing them to online predators, childless baby kidnappers, perverts, stalkers, etc.

Self-Loathing is the Royal Road to Humble Popularity. We love to laugh at some sap's idiotic exploits, like mine, for example.

OF COURSE, Mr. Anonymous Sissy, DCS is "always right". What do you want to be, always wrong like you?

Now, how can I make you part with your money and buy this beat up jalopy?

 

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