Friday, July 28, 2006

Forever A Batchelor?

Okay, I went to a couple of bars on Water Street last night, and I think that the women I saw have reached a new all time low. Is that possible? Have they always been this bad and I never noticed until last night? Or is it me?

All very good questions, but I can assure you that it is not the latter.

Well, what were they doing? In case you have not been to Water Street lately, specifically Brothers on Water, I will be glad to fill you in (this is a family oriented blog, so I will sugar coat it just a tad). They are all trolops as one might say. Scantily clad women running around acting in a manner unbecoming of a young ladies.

In the past, I don't remember it anywhere near this bad. That just might be because I was in one too many drunken stupors, but I digress. I think that it is obvious the bar has been, well, lowered.

Well, DCS shall not partake. To those of you who may try to ridicule and reply "Well, don't go to Water Street!", I ask that instead you offer a suggestion. Outside of this, there is a strong chance that I will remain a batchelor forever.

'Nuf Said!

19 Comments:

At 11:56 AM, Blogger Phelony Jones said...

You need to go to places where the professional babes hang out.

And yes, PJ, it's bad. It's embarassing. It's bad parenting.

 
At 12:50 PM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Yeah, but spots like Taylor's or any joint on Milwaukee street are filled with women who are more interested in what is in my wallet.

Watch the name drop, BTW.

 
At 5:00 PM, Blogger Kate said...

It does seem to be getting worse, instead of better, doesn't it, and the young teens are just as bad, if not worse. My husband calls them "whorettes".

Perhaps the concept of being a lady has passed by your generation. Hopefully, things will improve somewhat for you. I don't suppose you've considered a church organization for young adults? :) Just a thought.

 
At 7:01 AM, Blogger Dad29 said...

Kate, DCS is being told by God that he should be in the seminary.

He's just stiff-necked resisting, as long as possible.

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

"Whorettes" also see "Prosti-tot"

No church org. here.

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

And no seminary, EVER.

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Kate said...

Prosti-tots! :) I like that!

Ever strolled through the kids clothes department in almost any store? Unless of course, you want to pay $100 for something the young'un will outgrow in 15 minutes. It's all complete garbage!

Ok, no church. But think about it, do you really want to marry someone who hangs out in a bar on a regular basis? :)

 
At 1:02 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

No, I don't want an "alcoholic," one who might hang out in a bar every night. I just want a NORMAL woman. Do they exist anymore? Is there a woman out there who:

1. Is confident in who she is, what she does, what she stands for and where she came from.

2. Is not looking for $. (For the record, I do very well for myself, but do not expect to be the sole contributor in today's new society standards. I do not make the rules, I just abide by them)

3. Is not expecting Brad Pitt. I am not him. I wash daily.

4. Is not a whore.

 
At 7:00 AM, Blogger Dad29 said...

I.....wanna girl
JUST...like the girl
That married
Dear Old Dad!

Seminary is calling you. Next message will be a lightning bolt through your car.

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Hang in there DCS. Part of the problem is our gene pool and Wisconsin culture. Everyone I know who relocates here from Illinois or other coasts always make the same observations. Some of those observations are that we drink too much, are status quo oriented, and resistant to change. So what's that mean? More of the same. I've long said I'll need to relocate in order to get married!

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger Kate said...

I have two lovely nieces, both college graduates,who live right outside DC. :)

I agree, hang in there. So what if it takes longer than you expect. Anything worth having is worth waiting for!

 
At 1:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

obviously the young blogger had, had a one to many libations, enough can be said of the water street gutter snipes to fill an encyclopedia on this one subject alone...but one must remember? we get what we play for! many a young snipe await this young overzealous bloggers presence so he should not be to quick to pass...judgement! he is a product of his enviorment! and therefore is not a gentleman.. but rather a snipe himself..

sincerely d. nicholas echeverria

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

You idiot Dino.

 
At 4:39 PM, Anonymous William Tomkinson said...

Move To Canada. We have our fair share of prostitots too but, well, there is more variety. The ratios are better.

We take all kinds.

 
At 9:57 PM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Yeah, but the sales business, the language, and the lifestyle is different. Plus, my family would be too far away. I always believed that if I have nothing left, I have family. And, that wouldn't be the case in Cananda.

 
At 10:33 PM, Blogger Neo-Con Tastic said...

Well, I don't know what to say. It's a tough call.

No comment. I vote to reconvene.

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger P.I. Mom said...

DCS - My only recommendation would be to start going to Your Republican meetings. Maybe you'll find a nice right-wing girl who thinks like I do, only isn't old enough to be your mother.
If it makes you feel any better - I have the same problem and I'm talking about 40ish men. If they're single there's usually a reason for it and most single men I meet these days are liberal idiots. The "anything goes" attitude perpetuates the problem with women acting/dressing/presenting themselves like hookers. This, evidently, is what a lot of men are looking for...at least for that moment. When it comes to taking those bimbettes home to mama, it's always a no-go.

 
At 8:07 PM, Blogger P.I. Mom said...

Sorry - Your Republican should have been YOUNG Republican

 
At 5:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The young businessman needs some plastic "chrome" hub caps on his car to get the ladies.

 

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