Forever A Batchelor?
Okay, I went to a couple of bars on Water Street last night, and I think that the women I saw have reached a new all time low. Is that possible? Have they always been this bad and I never noticed until last night? Or is it me?
All very good questions, but I can assure you that it is not the latter.
Well, what were they doing? In case you have not been to Water Street lately, specifically Brothers on Water, I will be glad to fill you in (this is a family oriented blog, so I will sugar coat it just a tad). They are all trolops as one might say. Scantily clad women running around acting in a manner unbecoming of a young ladies.
In the past, I don't remember it anywhere near this bad. That just might be because I was in one too many drunken stupors, but I digress. I think that it is obvious the bar has been, well, lowered.
Well, DCS shall not partake. To those of you who may try to ridicule and reply "Well, don't go to Water Street!", I ask that instead you offer a suggestion. Outside of this, there is a strong chance that I will remain a batchelor forever.