Thursday, September 01, 2005

Blame Bush! Blame Bush!

Going out on a limb here and going to make a prediction... Bush will be blamed for everything.

Every single aspect of this will be blamed on Bush. The looters, the rescue effort, the mobilization of troops, the water and food supply, the transportation of refugees, the lack of funds (what?), other countries not donating money, the hurricane itself (already done), rising gas prices (already done), shortage of diesel VWs for sale, every person who died in the tragedy, broken Superdome, occupied Astrodome, lack of jobs in the area, broken levees, the French morons who settled in the country in this region and started the city on a swamp initially, high winds, my broken shoelace, my hideous wife, flooded homes, flooded businesses, flooded government buildings, typhoid, run on sentence structures, mosquitoes, no electricity, my waders are missing, dirty water, the roof is on fire, it's 105 degrees, the insanity, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

The left, al-Sheehani, the liberals, the greenies, the weenies, Al Sharpton, the peruvian president, Michael Moore, Hollywood, every major newspaper in the country, Jesse Jackson, the NAACP, the NCAA, the ACLU, the NFL, Martin Sheen, the CLINTONS, Al Gore, Fatty Teddy, the Looters, the Iraqis, the French and the French American settlers from the 16th century, Howie "YEEEAAGGGHH" Dean, the Heinz family and their bitch Kerry, some lesbians somewhere, Herb "da pederass" Kohl, Russ "Feiny" Feingold,, stolenelectionin2000becausemydaddyis - GHWBushandwearestillbitchingaboutit.ORG, George "Sorry Ass if I run into the writer of the blog" Soros, Piano tuners local 201, George Clooney, and Barabara Streissand will all do their best to continue to bitch and moan and whine and point fingers and blame Bush because that is all they can do... No liberal or lefty ever ran on a party platform, they just blame whatever republican is in power.

This is just a prediction. Jump on the bandwagon and help everyone blame Bush!


At 1:57 PM, Blogger Neo-Con Tastic said...

Hey, hey, hey. Leave the Piano Tuners Local 201 out of this.

Secondly, thanks for the insightful idea, never could've thought to blame typhoid on Bush. There is definitely a correlation.

At 3:36 PM, Blogger Dad29 said...

Altogether a rather good post.

At 8:11 PM, Anonymous Beth - A.K.A. The Plitically Incorrect Mom said...

You SO can NOT blame your hideous wife on Bush! hehe

At 8:47 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

I'm not even married, but I'm glad you caught that...

At 8:38 PM, Blogger Ken said...

Haven't you heard that Bush purposely caused hurricane Katrina in order to get Cindy Sheehan out of the news?

I guess I shouldn't even joke about that because liberals will believe it.


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