The Marquette Interchange Presents.... (Uncut Version)

The Marquette Interchange Presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. traffic jam causing - merge at the last second guy.
(Mr. Traffic jam causing - merge at the last second guy)

Without your uncanny willingness to stay in the far right or left lane until you absolutely must merge people would get where they need to be on time.
(Nobody wants to let you in)

Armed with your brand new 2006 Lexus, you hit the blinker at the last second, unsympathetic to the simpletons behind you now stuck in a jam.
(Everybody fucking hates you)

Start to merge when a construction traffic sign indicates to do so? I think not. While others read and follow the directions of road signs, you stick your nose in the air and hit the pedal to the metal.
(Your such an ignorant son of a bitch)

So crack open an ice cold beer, oh gatekeeper of the freeway, because the Marquette interchange construction will last 6 or 7 years, you on the other hand will be an asshole for the rest of your life.
(Mr. Traffic jam causing - merge at the last second guy)

Stolen proudly from Milwaukee CL R&R section.