BREAKING NEWS!!! New Investigation Reveals Bush Scandal In S.E. Wisconsin*
This just in, and you heard it here first at DCS. I'm so excited to break this incredible news story to my readership!
There has been a top secret investigation underway here in Southeastern Wisconsin recently to determine the nature of the damaging thunderstorms that passed through here on Tuesday evening. I am proud to announce that one of the covert agents, a good friend of mine, has leaked information from the investigation to me and revealed the George W. Bush, the president of the United States of America, has conspired with several companies to create the damaging thunderstorm and high winds. It's true! GW Bush, or "Georgie Porgie" as the investigators have dubbed him, is behind the storm in order to raise energy prices.
Apparently, Halliburton, the company that spawned the robot Dick Cheney, who you may know as the humanoid Vice President, is also behind the scenes of this storm much like the Wizard of Oz. At their control board in a discreet outer space station launched by NASA earlier this year through the command of the President, Halliburton fired up the dangerous storm machine which was positioned somewhere in Northeastern Iowa. The machine then generated the thunderstorm and 80mph winds to take out the power of 60,000+ people. After waiting almost three days, Bush commanded WE Energies to restore power in the area seeing the demand increase. Of course, with the increased demand, Bush could then raise the prices of electricity prices in an attempt to line the pockets of the "Good Ole' Boy" Network and their fat cat friends.
We here at DCS are shocked! It must be true that the rise of gasoline prices, Hurricane Katrina, the Tsunami of '04, the bombing of USS Cole, the Attacks of 9/11, the invasion of Al-Sheehani and Al-Micheel-Mooroni, and other natural disasters and attacks on the country are all because of GW Bush and his fat cat buddies and companies.
You heard it here first, folks. Thanks for your continued readership and support. I'll keep you updated.
*This story is completely fictional. If you believe any of this b.s., visit these morons. They are right up your alley...
posted by Disgruntled Car Salesman @ 2:57 PM
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2 Comments:
Remember last week when I parodied Cindy Sheehan in my blog calling for the withdrawal of troops out of New Orleans. She actually did it today. She was serious what I was saying in jest. So did Michael Moore. They are both parodies of themselves.
Your pal who leaked this to you is lying.
Anybody who KNOWS anything knows that it's Karl (with a "K") Rove who pulls the switches.
Bush is far too busy reading stories about pet goats, going wee-wee on Company time, and chainsawing stuff at the ranch.
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