Friday, September 16, 2005

Celine Dion the Moron

Isn't this woman Canadian? I'm pretty sure she is Canadian. I know whe is a Canadian. Then why are you talking? You can't vote, you don't pay our taxes, you just perform your shitty music in our country. You are lucky you get away with that. So, shut up. Your ignorant statements about the disaster of Hurricane Katrina (sponsored in part by GW Bush, Halliburton, and KBR*) are more than I care to hear out of your mouth. Actually, I don't care to hear your music either, so leave. Go back to Canada. For those who have not seen this ignoramus' video clip on Larry King on CNN, click here.



Pictured above in that stupid backwards dress or whatever. Must be a Canadian thing.

*"Facts" quoted from these Morons

9 Comments:

At 8:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!!!! That is EXACTLY what I said when I heard that moronic comment!! "Hello! Are you not a Canadian? Who the heck asked you??" I thought I was the only one so politically incorrect! Thanks for showing me I'm not! hehe

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

I am very politically incorrect. I still call ladies "dames" and slap em on the butt in bars when they bring me a drink.

 
At 6:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA! Well, the word "dame" doesn't bother me so much, but I'd slap you back if you slapped my butt!

I grew up with Archie Bunker on the TV every night. My father is a combination of Archie and Jeff Foxworthy, so I can relate and I hate, hate, hate where this country has gone/is going with political correctness....thus my blog was born.

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger fingers said...

Hey don't "Blame Canada," guy. We're just as sick of her or more than you (and frankly we were relieved when she left). We have the ignominious honour of her having come from here in the first place. Why don't we just agree to now refer to her as a "resident performer of Las Vegas?"

"Canada - the homeland of the Mountie, Hockey and Celine Dion!"

Just sort of rolls off the tongue (inducing vomit).

Perhaps she'll settle permanently in the Alps somewhere and then the Swiss can deal with her avalanche-inducing high notes.

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Melville, I wasn't blaming Canada, I feel bad for you. We Americans on the other hand have to deal with her now, worse for us than having had her spawned in our country.

We Americans also have Hollywood, and all the idiotic stars that come with it. We don't need to deal with idiots like her too. I hearby would like to start a petition to deport her to Canada where you can send her to the Alps.

 
At 4:26 PM, Blogger fingers said...

I know you weren't. I was just funnin' a bit.

But sorry my man, she's now a dual citizen of Canada and the United States.

And I tell you one thing we WILL NOT go to war over, and that is the repatriation of this now Continental retard.

Somewhere, out there, is some little island kingdom without a queen. Some little atoll in the far Pacific where she might stand on a cliff and sing to the great rolling fathoms that "her heart will go ooooooon!"

The trick is to scuttle every boat that might, in time, bring her back.

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Wouldn't she then qualify as a siren from ancient greek tales?

 
At 4:42 PM, Blogger fingers said...

Or something similar in Polynesian Mythology. "The scourge of the catamaran."

Avoid the shrieking devil! She is the great evil of all-sea! A living shark-demon is she! She dwells upon the atoll of the damned!

 
At 9:55 AM, Anonymous Alwyn Roets said...

O please! Just get over your self! Al you above! I can just imagine myself that u are that type of people that sit on your buts the whole day and don't have a life. If someone makes you sick you don't even talk about that person. So in other words STOP talking about Celine Dion in that way! And get a life.

 

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