"RetroSexual" Code of Conduct
A must read for all men everywhere. Thanks goes out to the daughter of a conservative critic for providing me with this link.
posted by Disgruntled Car Salesman @ 4:39 PM
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Disgruntled Car Salesman
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Tuesday, November 22, 2005
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4 Comments:
WHERE can I find a retrosexual?????? When I find one, I swear I'm marrying him!
There are three or four remaining retrosexuals in the continental United States.
NONE are in the Washington DC area, and sightings in Pennsylvania ended in 1976.
Confirmed sightings have been made in Wisconsin, Montana, and Wyoming.
One of the sightings is a young man sitting at a computer terminal in a dealership just outside of Milwaukee, WI. Approximately 5'10", 150lbs., short dark hair, dark eyes. Very dashing young man, with sales abilities not to be matched by anyone....
Just as I suspected - I'm afraid this will go down in the history books next to the lochness monster and big foot. Some may swear they're out there - but nobody really knows for sure. As for the dashing young man in Wisconsin...if I were 10 years younger, maybe. :O)
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