Monday, November 28, 2005

Slow Newsday, Eh Urinal Sentinel?

Would everyone in the room please raise your hands if you care about the young male audience glued to such shows as Fox's "The O.C." or MTV's "Laguna Beach?"

Yeah, that's kinda what I thought. NO ONE CARES!!! Why does the Urinal Sentinel then think that this particular story deserves front page coverage?!? Who, but the networks, give a rat's ass about the demographics of these ridiculous television shows?!? I know I don't.

One thing that I can for sure say about this is that my father would surely disapprove of the current students at Marquette University. I know for a fact that when he attended the University he wasn't worried about some pansy's life in Southern California. From the stories I recall, it was more like Hemi motors and the tavern he ran.

What happened to the Marquette University student base? Maybe, just maybe, this is why we haven't heard anything too outstanding from their athletic department...

Pictured below is a group of gentlemen with questionable sexual orientations watching this crappy drama on the Fox network about teenagers in Orange County, California...


At 4:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At one time, Marquette U actually made a big deal about sexual morality--you know, T&A displays were forbidden, etc.

At 9:18 PM, Blogger Scarlette said...

I would not date any guy who watched either of those shows.
I had to break up with a guy in college because when we were on the phone he said he had to go and watch The Real World.
If it had been a sports game I wouldn't have minded. Is that sexist of me?

At 9:09 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

NO. Definetley not. Any man who watches these shows is a little less of a man.

At 7:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You both sound like idiots, scarlette and disgruntled. scarlette is probably one of those women who isn't even a woman - she trashes other women in an attempt to be seen as "feminine" but comes off as stinking of desperation and oddly enough, manliness (only a man would trash a woman, hello?). And car salesman sounds like a closet fag who has to prove his manhood by watching football even though he never did anything TRULY manly like join a war.


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