World's Most Heinous Dog Dies of Heart Failure
Sad news, everyone. This past week the world's ugliest dog (pictured above), Sam, died of heart failure just shy of 15 years old. This dog is absolutely heinous. It looks like a big rat or a possum. The poor dog was taken in 6 years ago by a rescue worker who was clearly out of her mind. One thing is for sure, she (the rescue worker) may no longer have a dog that holds the 3 time World's ugliest dog title and she also won't have people staring at her as she walks the damned thing down the street.
Seriously, it is too bad that the United States no longer harbors the world's ugliest dog. As a country that is so diverse and appreciates the opportunity to be number one in every category, no longer being able to boast such a prestigious accolade the whole nation should be in mourning. Truly we have lost a hero. On the plus side, Hilary Clinton has announced her candidacy to sweep this award. Way to go Hil!