Friday, November 25, 2005

World's Most Heinous Dog Dies of Heart Failure


Sad news, everyone. This past week the world's ugliest dog (pictured above), Sam, died of heart failure just shy of 15 years old. This dog is absolutely heinous. It looks like a big rat or a possum. The poor dog was taken in 6 years ago by a rescue worker who was clearly out of her mind. One thing is for sure, she (the rescue worker) may no longer have a dog that holds the 3 time World's ugliest dog title and she also won't have people staring at her as she walks the damned thing down the street.

Seriously, it is too bad that the United States no longer harbors the world's ugliest dog. As a country that is so diverse and appreciates the opportunity to be number one in every category, no longer being able to boast such a prestigious accolade the whole nation should be in mourning. Truly we have lost a hero. On the plus side, Hilary Clinton has announced her candidacy to sweep this award. Way to go Hil!

13 Comments:

At 11:00 PM, Blogger James Wigderson said...

Who do you think can open her mouth wider? Hillary or the intern?

 
At 7:00 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Tough call.... Intern!

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger P.I. Mom said...

my take says neither of them had to open it very far....
did I say that outloud?

 
At 2:42 PM, Blogger Scarlette said...

That is one freaking ugly dog, and the one that died too. (Probably saw his own reflection.)

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger PoliShifter said...

Looks like Hilary can handle her beef...why did Bill have to stray?

 
At 7:47 AM, Anonymous dave said...

You're all Fricking geniuses.
Does pulling out all those old Limboughesgue jokes take your mind off of the crumbling Neocon administration?

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Once again, poor Davey boy doesn't understand sarcasm, satire and cynicism. Someday poor Davey boy. When that day comes, you can come sit at the adult table and hold a coversation. Let us know...

 
At 8:28 PM, Anonymous dave said...

I understand satire and sarcasm, and I love good quality cynicism. I also recognize infantile attempts at striking out without justification. Calling any US Senator a dog is morally corrupt and out of the realm of civilized satire or sarcasm. If you can't recognize when you cross the line from satire to incredibly bad taste, you are the one who needs to grow up.
By the way. Where's the list, DCS?

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Bad taste is carpet bagging.

I'll give you and example. A politician who leaves her husband in his time of need to pack her shit and move to the state of New York so as to claim residency and put her name on the ballot.

The last time a politician did this was post civil war. Check your text book.

To me, THAT is bad taste. Incidentaly, just the first layer of the Clinton "bad taste" cake.

 
At 5:45 AM, Anonymous dave said...

You defend GWB’s lies to get us into Iraq, failure of international diplomacy, condoning toruture, cutting VA bennifits, appointing incompetant cronies to important positions, rape of the environment, pandring to the oil and prescription drug lobbies, giving huge tax cuts to the super rich, shamelessly promoting Christianity as the State Religion, and you hate Hillary because she went to NY when her husband needed her?
In the first place, you vote in Sheboygan. She’s not your senator. You don’t know anything about New York except what you saw in Death Wish 3.
In the second place, your scurrilous comments totally lack substance and only reflect your low character. Like I said, no US Senator deserves to be called a dog, not even Sen. Tom Delay. It’s OK to attack them for their deeds, but when you attack them for their looks, you only embarrass yourself.
“Davey is OK, but people usually call me Dave, without the “Y”.

 
At 8:12 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Sheboygan? I live an hour south of Sheboygan. I live in Milwaukee.

"Rape of the environment" I like that one. That's pretty good. Show me where he is raping the environment, and when I defended said rape.

We live in a Judeo Christian society. I hate pricks like you thatn promote every other religion except Christianity.

Merry Christmas. Yeah, I said it.

"Huge tax cuts for the super rich" You know what? If you pay more taxes, you get more back. The rich population doesn't use anywhere near the resources and programs of the government that the poor and middle class take advantage of. Why should they pay more? Because they make more? Bullshit.

I know, why don't you figure out how the rich get and stay rich. Then go do it. I know I have a plan to take advantage of tax bennies that they recieve, and fully plan to take advantage of it. See, the problem with liberals like you is that you would rather complain and look for a hand out than go seek a way to make it happen yourself. You don't know how to make your money work for you.

Who voted for the war in Iraq and to continue spending there? I can list a lot of Dems who did, including Hil. In fact, in order to move herself to a more moderate position, she has recently come out in support of continuing the effort in Iraq. Hil, you aren't fooling anyone.

Torture? Okay.

"Not my senator" Fine. I'll bitch about Kohl and Feinie. Kohl likes little boys. Feinie is the best liar on the planet.

I won't argue with you on some members in power that he has appointed. Some of them stink.

You need to remeber that I am a conservative. Not a neo con. I do not wholly agree with everything Bushie does.

As for Hil? She is a dog and a crooked politician to boot. I stand by my "embarassing and childish" remarks.

 
At 6:55 AM, Anonymous dave said...

“"Rape of the environment" I like that one. That's pretty good. Show me”

How about reneging on the agreement to clean up the soft coal burning power plants in the Mid-west? Many of our high mountain lakes in the Adirondack Mountains and points East will no longer support fish. Selling protected public lands to private interests like logging, mining, and drilling. Dropping out of our commitments under the Kyoto Accords. Reneging on the nuclear test ban treaty. But if you don’t give a shit about anything outside of your little world of Milwaukee, I can understand why you think Hillary going to NY is more outrageous.

We live in a Judeo Christian society. I hate pricks like you thatn promote every other religion except Christianity.

I defend your right to ever religion including Christianity, just not with MY TAX MONEY.

"Huge tax cuts for the super rich" Why should they pay more?

Social responsibility is a foreign concept for you? It’s a characteristic of a civilized society.

Who voted for the war in Iraq and to continue spending there? I can list a lot of Dems who did, including Hil.

Now your talking facts. I commend you. You should try it more often instead of pitching Limbough garbage.

As for Hil? She is a dog and a crooked politician to boot. I stand by my "embarassing and childish" remarks.

If you stand by them, back them up with facts. Don’t just throw mud.

Dcs, I guess you haven’t been reading Pissed on Politics. I posted and specifically asked you for a list of accomplishments of the Bush administration in the part five years. Did you miss it, or are you just blowing it off.

 
At 7:14 AM, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Missed it.

Social responsibility does have it's boundaries.

 

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