Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Ahmadinejad, Just Who Are You Fooling?

I read the letter. All of it. And you have to give Ahmadinejad credit for one thing, he is one hell of a snake oil salesman. But, I have always been taught to pay attention to both hands of a magician simultaneously. I know better.

"And if we did not share a common responsibility to promote and protect freedom and human dignity and integrity..."

You mean like attacking the "Zionists" in Israel and plotting to take back the Holy Land that "rightfully" belongs to the Palestinians and is being occupied by the "Zionists."

"...we should be cognizant that human values and our common human spirit, which proclaim the dignity and exalted worth of all human beings..."

How about the worth of the "Zionists" occupying Israel? What about their dignity and exalted worth?

Now this type of flattering schmoozball crap is repeated over and over again and again throughout the letter. I am not so sure that an intelligent informed American would believe this bull. But then again, I am not so sure how many informed and intelligent Americans are out there forming opinions, so to speak.

While Divine providence has placed Iran and the United States geographically far apart, we should be cognizant that human values and our common human spirit, which proclaim the dignity and exalted worth of all human beings, have brought our two great nations of Iran and the United States closer together.

Ahmadinejad is counting on uninformed Americans like the aforementioned to make their opinions heard. He is counting on uninformed Americans sympathizing with him and his cause because of his overly charming bullshit. And, he is making a damn good play.

Unfortunately, there are waaaay to many uninformed Americans out there who would, could and will sympathize with him. All they have to read is the following:

"But regrettably, the US administration disregards even its own public opinion and remains in the forefront of supporting the trampling of the rights of the Palestinian people."

"The US Government used the pretext of the existence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but later it became clear that that was just a lie and a deception."

"Were we not faced with the activities of the US administration in this part of the world and the negative ramifications of those activities..."


Because Bush is so hated and reviled by so many, if the uninformed American public reads this, they may side with the snake oil salesman.

Fortunately, most of the American public will not read the whole letter be it due to laziness, lack of interest or limitations on access.

That being said, Ahmadinejad is really reaching. It's pretty sad. He is an incredibly misleading, hateful and destructive individual but rather pathetic.

In response, Dr. Ahmadinejad, يذهب [فوك] بنفسي!

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Why Are You Taking Your Cat To Do This?

Sunday, November 05, 2006

False Advertising

Today while driving down Brady Street, I noticed a new ad placed by Fair Wisconsin on a bus stop shelter. That part that sticks in my brain is the line in the center that read "Don't Mess With the Constitution."

Of course, they show a picture at the top of the ad that displays the Constitution of the United States, not Wisconsin. Funny enough though, that's what got my brain stewing. Having thought about it for the last few hours now, actually, I think I might have a brain aneurysm. Its these same assholes who are touting not messing with the constitution that also want more GUN control(actually, they just want to get rid of guns). This just happens to mess with the second amendment contained in the Bill of Rights in the United States constitution(the same one they incorrectly display).

What's sad is that the "sheeple" out there who don't know any better are going to probably listen instead of investigating into what it is exactly the ad refers to.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Special Guest Appearance at Drinking Right

I am pleased to announce that I will be escorting Birch Barlow to this coming Drinking Right on Tuesday, November 7th. As some of you may well know, he is the lesser known conservative talk radio host on KBBL out of Springfield. For those of you unfamiliar with Birch, this picture here will get you familiar with him so that you may recognize him when he arrives.

Birch Barlow has often been compared to Rush Limbaugh of national conservative radio fame. The two have a similar appearance, similar voice tone and similar mannerisms. The two also have first names that are names of plants. Please do not touch Mr. Barlow nor point out his similarities to Rush as both will send him into a psychotic rage.

Mr. Barlow will be on hand Tuesday to give us analysis on the local and national races as the polls update and come in to us via live broadcast on KBBL and Fox News.

As Pundit Nation points out in this post, Drinking Right really is a meeting not unlike one that occurs on the television show, The Simpsons. I expect all attendees to have the official Drinking Right song memorized this time. And please Casper, be in tune with the rest of the group.

See you all on Tuesday, I will most certainly be there with Neo and Dad.

UPDATE! Dad29 will not be available to socialize with the "little people." Someone thinks too highly of him and has stripped us the privilege of his presence.

HT: Phel

"Dumb" Soldiers With A Sense Of Humor

I think the picture is pretty self explanatory.